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The Internet is generous today and offers you the best ways to avoid being arrested the next time you're in trouble with the police. Here is a selection of 9 of the best advices with the hashtag #CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest
To conceal your identity, comb your hair to the left instead of the right #CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) October 19, 2015
#CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest If you arrest me now, all my girlfriends in the basement would starve.
— Joe (@PhantomNuts) October 19, 2015
#CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest Tell them your undercover cop and pursuing the Russian mafia case!
— demidevil (@Atikesic) October 19, 2015
#CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest Tell the cop that you have excessive diarrhea
— Kesha Tedder (@KeshaTedder) October 19, 2015
#CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest Tell the officer you're in labor, but it's really just a food belly from the Chipotle you just ate.
— Jesse S. (@MadAssassin_) October 19, 2015
#CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest Hideout in the police station, it's always the last place you look.
— Deirdre O'Connell (@Deirdreocx) October 19, 2015
#CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest Say it wasn't me, it was my evil twin
— DonQuitsOats (@DonQuitsOats) October 19, 2015
Tell the arresting officer that u know about their sick sexual fantasies, & u've got pictures. They won't risk it #CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) October 19, 2015
Fake mustache and a trench coat. Works for me 👍 #CreativeWaysToEvadeArrest
— Mserica Rabbit (@mseric) October 19, 2015