Flickr photo by George Redgrave
We can all remember moments in our education when things got a little weird with our teachers. But maybe not as weird as the stories below.
The hashtag #WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid
started trending today on Twitter and here are 12 of the best answers!
I gave your term paper an "A." Sorry I left it in the bar. #WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) December 17, 2015#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid she is afraid of the color purple and won't have any purple in her classroom..
— Danielle Sandler (@daniellesandler) December 17, 2015#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid some of you came to drink from the fountain of knowledge- but most of you just came to gargle.
— Sharon Coates (@TopazSLC) December 17, 2015#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid you'll need geometry in real life
— Casey Berry (@CaseyBerry99) December 17, 2015#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid so, what are you doing after class Friday night?
— Emanuel Z (@therealezway) December 17, 2015#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid "There's no pot in these, right?" After girl in class gave everyone brownies
— ♛ (@lolatgabrielle) December 17, 2015
“Maybe you and I could partner up.” #WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid pic.twitter.com/VRIYrofa5S
— J. J. Robertson (@jamesjrobertson) December 17, 2015
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate my test papers. She never said not to eat them...BURP! #WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid
— Crystal Schall (@fatchick411) December 17, 2015
Can you please cut my nails for me? #WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid #truestory
— Oh Selfie Tree (@tlcprincess) December 17, 2015
#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid 'Yes, I have drank Piss! ' #TrueStory
— $¡[¥€r_F¤x (@Silver_Fox015) December 17, 2015
#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid I need you to stay after school and help me with a study on the effects of alcohol on teenage girls. Extra credit!
— Ramona1 (@Ramona051961) December 17, 2015
#WeirdThingsMyTeacherSaid - Marijuana is an excellent zombie repellent 👀
— April LaRae (@zenzukt) December 17, 2015